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thelinesoflearning) wrote2014-05-19 10:16 pm
thelinesoflearning) wrote2014-05-19 10:16 pm
Selling Tarot and various forms of creativity; please take a look.
So here's the deal, in broad strokes: I cannot stay with my family anymore. I had a massive crash, and I still have not recovered. And I cannot do this any longer. Soon, very soon, I am moving in with sharpeningthebones and a pair of friends who are currently staying in their room with them. This is honestly the best solution at this point, and we're going to be working on moving out, because the house is being foreclosed on in June and we have no choice.
Recently their car broke, and that's putting everything else to hell, and now they need money, and I need them to get that money, and money is just... a thing. Very much a thing. Here is the GoFundMe, it explains better than I can.
I am selling anything you may conceivably want to buy of me. I will read your tarot cards, write you something, edit something, make an audio recording of a story or poem, make you graphics, even filk something, in return for a donation at GoFundMe or a payment via paypal (contact me for my paypal). My prices are flexible; come talk to me and we will work out something in your price range. I'm not gonna severely underprice myself, but right now I'm just so grateful for anyone contributing that I need that more than I need very strict pricing. I am also willing to do a small request in exchange for signal boosts.
More of a breakdown of what I will do per creative offering behind cuts. Samples of things linked wherever possible, and if you link or buy or whatever, thank you, so much. Comment here, PM, or email me at letmebeasong@gmail.com if you want to work anything out, and once again, thank you, so much.
TAROT
I am not offering new samples, but I have done one-card draws on here before, as well as sold readings. I have worked with the cards for twelve years. My preference is the Dreaming Way deck; I also have access to the Spiral Tarot, Robin Wood, and Little People.
Rough Pricing:
Signal boost/anything for a one-card draw
$2 for a three-card draw (past/present/future and mind/body/spirit are the defaults but if you have a question that works better with a different layout, I will work it out)
$5 for a mini-Celtic Cross spread (6 cards, basically the "cross" part of Celtic Cross")
$8 for a full Celtic Cross spread (10 cards)
$10 for a month-by-month view of the year to come (12 cards)
WRITING
I think samples speak better than any resume I can offer here, because either you're going to like my style or you're not. You can find samples of recent original fiction here on my rainbowfic tag. As for setup, I am borrowing from my partner, because it seems to work well enough for them:
Leave me up to three prompts or aspects of a story; there is no theme. I will write you roughly 100-200 words of a story. Beyond that:
Rough Pricing:
For every $1, I will expand the story by 150 words.
For every $5, I will expand by 1000 words.
EDITING
I am not offering samples of editing because I don't have them set up right now, but I have done fiction and nonfiction, fannish and original, for over ten years. I have mostly done proofreading and copy editing, but I am willing to do more indepth edits as well.
I would prefer to price this by job, so please contact me if you're interested in purchasing this.
AUDIO RECORDING
As samples, I have two podfics finished, posted here and here. I have no minimum or maximum word count; price will adjust along with word count. Audio jobs will have to wait until I have the privacy and setup required to do them, so wait time may be upwards of a week or two, but I am willing to take them on if you're willing to do the waiting.
I would prefer to price this by job, so please contact me if you're interested in purchasing this.
GRAPHICS
Some recent work as samples: A Hannibal graphic (nothing triggery unless just the word 'cannibal' is a problem?); also Hannibal, an altered cap (triggers for scars); more coloring; a manipulation. Graphics will need to wait until I have the setup required to do them (I need to use other computers, as mine can't handle graphic programs), so wait time may be upwards of a week, but I am willing to take them on if you're willing to do the waiting.
I would prefer to discuss jobs before pricing them or taking them on, to be sure I can provide what you're looking for and to get an accurate idea of what kind of work it will take.
FILK
I have been filking on and off for upwards of ten years; I have a few samples of what I consider my best recent work: Evil Book, nonfannish, set to Seanan McGuire's Evil Laugh; And Now There's Baby, nonfannish, set to Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe; Why Did We All Have To Go?, nonfannish, set to Gotye's Somebody I Used to Know; Not the Girl You Tame, Marvel cinematic-verse Natasha Romanoff, set to SJ Tucker's Lucia (Girl With the Lion's Tail).
You can provide both the base song and the topic; just the topic, and I will find a song; or just the song, and I will come up with a topic to filk it for.
Rough Pricing:
$2 or signal boost for a partial filk (one verse + chorus, or two verses if the song does not have a chorus)
$5 for a full song that is under six minutes
Longer by discussion
sharpeningthebones and a pair of friends who are currently staying in their room with them. This is honestly the best solution at this point, and we're going to be working on moving out, because the house is being foreclosed on in June and we have no choice. Recently their car broke, and that's putting everything else to hell, and now they need money, and I need them to get that money, and money is just... a thing. Very much a thing. Here is the GoFundMe, it explains better than I can.
I am selling anything you may conceivably want to buy of me. I will read your tarot cards, write you something, edit something, make an audio recording of a story or poem, make you graphics, even filk something, in return for a donation at GoFundMe or a payment via paypal (contact me for my paypal). My prices are flexible; come talk to me and we will work out something in your price range. I'm not gonna severely underprice myself, but right now I'm just so grateful for anyone contributing that I need that more than I need very strict pricing. I am also willing to do a small request in exchange for signal boosts.
More of a breakdown of what I will do per creative offering behind cuts. Samples of things linked wherever possible, and if you link or buy or whatever, thank you, so much. Comment here, PM, or email me at letmebeasong@gmail.com if you want to work anything out, and once again, thank you, so much.
TAROT
I am not offering new samples, but I have done one-card draws on here before, as well as sold readings. I have worked with the cards for twelve years. My preference is the Dreaming Way deck; I also have access to the Spiral Tarot, Robin Wood, and Little People.
Rough Pricing:
Signal boost/anything for a one-card draw
$2 for a three-card draw (past/present/future and mind/body/spirit are the defaults but if you have a question that works better with a different layout, I will work it out)
$5 for a mini-Celtic Cross spread (6 cards, basically the "cross" part of Celtic Cross")
$8 for a full Celtic Cross spread (10 cards)
$10 for a month-by-month view of the year to come (12 cards)
WRITING
I think samples speak better than any resume I can offer here, because either you're going to like my style or you're not. You can find samples of recent original fiction here on my rainbowfic tag. As for setup, I am borrowing from my partner, because it seems to work well enough for them:
Leave me up to three prompts or aspects of a story; there is no theme. I will write you roughly 100-200 words of a story. Beyond that:
Rough Pricing:
For every $1, I will expand the story by 150 words.
For every $5, I will expand by 1000 words.
EDITING
I am not offering samples of editing because I don't have them set up right now, but I have done fiction and nonfiction, fannish and original, for over ten years. I have mostly done proofreading and copy editing, but I am willing to do more indepth edits as well.
I would prefer to price this by job, so please contact me if you're interested in purchasing this.
AUDIO RECORDING
As samples, I have two podfics finished, posted here and here. I have no minimum or maximum word count; price will adjust along with word count. Audio jobs will have to wait until I have the privacy and setup required to do them, so wait time may be upwards of a week or two, but I am willing to take them on if you're willing to do the waiting.
I would prefer to price this by job, so please contact me if you're interested in purchasing this.
GRAPHICS
Some recent work as samples: A Hannibal graphic (nothing triggery unless just the word 'cannibal' is a problem?); also Hannibal, an altered cap (triggers for scars); more coloring; a manipulation. Graphics will need to wait until I have the setup required to do them (I need to use other computers, as mine can't handle graphic programs), so wait time may be upwards of a week, but I am willing to take them on if you're willing to do the waiting.
I would prefer to discuss jobs before pricing them or taking them on, to be sure I can provide what you're looking for and to get an accurate idea of what kind of work it will take.
FILK
I have been filking on and off for upwards of ten years; I have a few samples of what I consider my best recent work: Evil Book, nonfannish, set to Seanan McGuire's Evil Laugh; And Now There's Baby, nonfannish, set to Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe; Why Did We All Have To Go?, nonfannish, set to Gotye's Somebody I Used to Know; Not the Girl You Tame, Marvel cinematic-verse Natasha Romanoff, set to SJ Tucker's Lucia (Girl With the Lion's Tail).
You can provide both the base song and the topic; just the topic, and I will find a song; or just the song, and I will come up with a topic to filk it for.
Rough Pricing:
$2 or signal boost for a partial filk (one verse + chorus, or two verses if the song does not have a chorus)
$5 for a full song that is under six minutes
Longer by discussion